Waiting for date at pre-arranged time and location.
As soon as I sit down at the bar, it starts pouring down rain.
Date doesn’t respond to text, then says he’s an hour out, bringing a friend.
Friend is named “Trish”
Man waiting for a blind date sits next to me. Is also waiting for a while. His date shows and they hit it off immediately.
I change bars. Sit down in an empty booth. An entire wedding party sits down around me. Including a bride in wedding gown and groom in tux.
It is still pouring down rain. Escape is nearly impossible. All of my friends have other plans.
My cousin just announced his engagement to a friend of mine from college, while I’m sitting at a bar, waiting for a faux date.
Date never showed up, so I bailed, after hanging out and getting solo-drunk for 2 hours.
Date then texted me saying that he and friend were finally at the bar I had been waiting at, but decided that it was lame and went to a divey-er bar instead.
I decided it was not much of a loss and ordered delivery from the comfort of my couch.
I don’t even care if that’s true, that’s such a brilliantly-written take-down.
Remember when this blog was just about me re blogging things like this and talking about how much I hate Facebook/how glad I am to be rid of it?
Because I do.