Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
Release: 2000
Why? Because it’s summer, that’s why.
Oh my scrod. This VIDEO. And the CLOTHES. And those sunglasses! I can’t. I can’t do it. It’s too much.
Facts
Frankenstein:
Bride of Frankenstein:
Brother-in-Law of Frankenstein:
This is what comes up when you google my state senator, Mr. Mike Frerichs.
This!
Makes me so happy!
I can’t even!
If I ever get so desperate for entertainment
that I watch ‘One for the Money’ put a bullet in my head, don’t hesitate just do it, I promise not to haunt you, my ghost will probs give you a non-corporeal bearhug for it.
- normal person: so what do you like to do
- me: watch movies
- normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching movies too
- me: no you don't understand
I broke my foot when I was 5, and I just realized that I was EXACTLY* Bran Stark and my father was Hodor.
*(I mean, I didn’t witness an incestuous love affair and get pushed out a window. And my dad had most of his wits about him. And he had the mental capacity to say more than one word. But I did make him carry me around everywhere because I was a really whiney kid who loved attention and I probably lacked the coordination to use crutches. So…yeah.)
Soooooo…
It’s POSSIBLE that the only Indiana Jones movie that I’ve ever seen is Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
It’s possible.
It’s probable.
It’s true.
Looked into that fedora
It was only $10 on amazon.
Liked it. Bought it. It’ll be here Monday.
