January 2011
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Resolution
My New Year’s Resolution: Increase my Tumblr followers by at least 50% (On a related note, does anyone know 1.5 people who like awesome stuff?)
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“In real life I am daffodils. I am a morning dew. I am the laughter of children....”
– Hugh Laurie on SNL (via fantasma) (via fuckyeahhousemd)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
“THERE is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for...”
– Larry David “Thanks for the Tax Cuts” New York Times op-ed
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MORE!
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Some people say we aren’t rappers. That hurts our feelings.
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Dec 16th
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“They’re very busy.”
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Jon Hamm: Serial Killer
Last night I had a dream that Jon Hamm was a serial killer. Also, Jon Hamm was a close friend. My family knew him, and they knew he—on occasion—killed ladies. They saw it as a character flaw and loved him in spite of it. However, on Christmas Eve, Jon decided to give himself an early present: a dead lady. Since he lived next door to me (did I not mention that? Yeah, Don Draper lived...
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“Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that...”
– Cigarette Smoking Man (The X-Files) (via ladydrell83) (via thequietworld) (via cheia)
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Awesomesauce.
Here’s my calendar for January: Jan. 7 - See Weezer in Chicago Jan. 25 - See Ben Folds at Assembly Hall in Champaign Jan. 31 - See Snoop Dogg at the Canopy Club in Urbana Feb. 1 - Die from an overdose of awesome
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Dec 10th
“If you do not get my sister her stories and a new room as soon as possible, then...”
– Dennis (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 6x12)
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cheia: turd-ferguson / cravves
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Dec 7th
Claus.
So, I saw my cousin’s kids again yesterday, and our conversation turned to Christmas. Then this happened: girl (age 3): I don’t believe in Santa Claus! me: What!? Why not? girl: ‘Cause I’m tough! That’s all. Just “I’m tough,” then she went back to playing with her Slinky.
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THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN!!!! I guess it’s an ad for Norwegian television or something. Just when I thought the (amazing) list of celebrities couldn’t get any more obscure, the actor who played young Forrest in Forrest Gump shows up. Right after RIGHT SAID FRED!
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Dear Webster,
I just coined the term “beard-pliment” for when someone compliments my sweet new beard. Example: Random: Hey, I really like the beard! me: Well, thank you for the beard-pliment, but can you please take your hands off of it? Random: Sorry, it’s just so beard-tacular! Also, I just coined the term beard-tacular.
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
“I for one welcome our arsenic-based interplanetary overlords.”
– William Gibson (via emmanuelnegro)
Dec 3rd
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I started watching Sons of Anarchy last week.
Things that have happened so far: “the gang” burned a tattoo off some guy’s back (with a blow torch and whiskey); they castrated a clown; and Katey Sagal hit a girl in the face with a skateboard.
Dec 3rd